A warning. You need to be 18+ to read this short story. I leave it to you to decide whether it is true or a scene from one of my books. Writing so many parallelly and yet to publish even one 😐
Just-been-introduced guy at a pub: Can I kiss you?
Guy (Kiss attempt 2): I want to kiss you…Can I?
Me: Noo..It’s just too soon (yeah worst No ever!)
Guy steals a couple of kisses.
Kiss attempt 5: I kiss back. Feel nothing. Guy declares it is awesome and also describes other stuff he would like to do.
Kiss attempt 6: I go with it wondering what was so awesome.
Still nothing! But then I am a forever kinda girl and he is a fling kinda guy! As if he is reading my mind, he declares, “I don’t hump and dump!”
I barely manage to control my laughter 🙂